The Trade Winds are Blowing

Since the draft is in a few days, I wanted to address a couple of rumors about possible trades that could occur prior to, or on the day of, the draft. Some of these rumors may have been addressed by sports writers of major networks and magazines, such as ESPN or Sports Illustrated. I will briefly discuss those issues and add a few of my own "projections." These are in no particular order of importance. Here's a little comic that I came across to get us started:


1. The Oakland Raiders trade the number one overall pick to the Detroit Lions for either John Kitna or Josh McCown and the second overall pick in order to obtain a quarterback and to draft WR Calvin Johnson. The closer we get to the draft, this scenario is less likely. Al Davis does covet Johnson's abilities, but in the end, I think the Raiders will go with JaMarcus Russell.

2. The Detroit Lions trade down to secure help on defense or the offensive line and to add an additional pick so that they may address other needs later in the draft. I think this is a very likely scenario. As I've covered in three posts, so far, Detroit is faced with the problem of either taking Calvin Johnson (hold your snickering, please), taking Joe Thomas, taking Brady Quinn, or trading down to take the latter two so that teams like Tampa Bay or Atlanta can have a shot at drafting Calvin Johnson with the second pick. According to ESPN analysts, Tampa Bay has the best arsenal to accomplish this move. I hope that Detroit drafts Johnson (holding in an outburst of laughter), but in the end, I think that they will either take Quinn with the second pick or trade down and draft defensive help.

3. The Oakland Raiders trade WR Randy Moss (pictured, right) for a mid-round draft pick, use that pick to draft a quarterback to develop, and draft Calvin Johnson at number one overall. My take: Probably not. Nobody, I repeat, nobody will give that high of a pick for Moss. Even Green Bay, who loves the idea of a Moss-Favre connection, would not give up that high of a pick to obtain the shifty wide receiver.

4. The Chicago Bears trade Lance Briggs on draft day to a team panicking for defensive help and move higher up into the first round and obtain either another player or a middle to lower round pick. The Bears use the higher first round pick to draft a replacement for Briggs and the subsequent picks to draft best-value players. I think that the Bears are stuck with Briggs, or rather, Briggs is stuck with the Bears.

He will sit out the majority of the season grumbling and whining about not being treated fairly because they placed the franchise tag on him this year and made him the HIGHEST paid player on the team. Then, after sitting ten games, he'll tuck his tail between his legs and play out the remainder of the season, hoping that a solid finish will create interest for him in free agency. And THEN, the Bears will slap the franchise tag on him an additional year. Briggs will spontaneously combust due to extreme frustration and Brian Urlacher will once again lead the team in tackles, be considered be Defensive Player of the Year, and remain the second-highest paid player behind the ash and vapor remains of Lance Briggs.

5. The New England Patriots will trade down from the 28th pick overall to gain extra picks to address needs. I think this is false. New England has two first round picks and very few needs going into the draft. They signed OLB Adelius Thomas to bolster an already strong linebacking core. With two first round picks, they can address the secondary, add depth to the front seven, or add depth to their backfield, considering the offseason loss of Corey Dillon. Adding depth to their linebacking core and the secondary seems to be the most feasible scenario for New England. Junior Seau may not be back this year and Rodney Harrison is reach geriatric proportions. There's always a chance that head coach Bill Belichick will snatch another receiver, as well.

6. Wide receiver will constitute the position most drafted in the first round. True. Right now, Todd McShay has six receivers going in the first and Mel Kiper also has six in the first. DraftKing has five being taken in the first round and NFL Draft Countdown has four going in the initial round of the draft. Although the "non-professional" mock drafters have less wideouts being taken in the first round, I believe that there is trend in recent first round to draft more wide receivers than other position players because the NFL is trying to go to a more aerial oriented style of play. Fans don't like to watch games that end with a score of 6-3. Today's game is closer to the Arena Football League than the traditional game. Although most great coaches know that defense wins championships, there still are many coaches out there who love the idea of having guys who can blaze down the field. This year's draft class has a lot of talent at wideout.

7. There will be so many trades and shifting in draft positions in this years draft that Mel Kiper (pictured, right) will overload and explode, but his hair will remain intact. True with shades of gray. I don't think that there will be a lot of moving around by teams in terms of draft positions, but I do think that when the world ends in flurry of nuclear blasts, the only things that will remain on this planet will be cockroaches, Keith Richards, and Mel Kiper's hair.

Comic taken from blogs.rockymountainnews.com.
Picture of Randy Moss taken from www.raidersonline.org.
Picture of Mel Kiper taken from www.pregamelobby.com.

Oh Texans, My Texans

The question of whether Houston made the right choice in drafting Mario Williams (pictured, right) with last year's first pick in the draft was asked of me by a close friend. Hmm. the easy route to take would be to say, "No." However, there is a part of me that wants to defend the Texans by jumping on the conspiracy wagon. Well, maybe not defend them using these conspiracy theories, but at least entertain the possibilities, if only for the sake of argument. Maybe it's just that I am fascinated with the idea that there are forces operating behind the scenes that quietly control the outcome of many major issues. Yes, even in the sports world. And why not? Although much of what I'm about to discuss is a touchy subject with some people and there are some who may find offense in the nature of this subject, allow me first to offer the following disclaimer:

The opinions and ideas expressed in this piece do not constitute the whole or even a part of my beliefs in the matter. I only wish to broach this subject for entertainment purposes and to open the minds of my readers to the possibilities of the events that may or may not exist behind the camera's eye. While some of the ideas may seem offensive to some people, please understand that this subject is meant to foster thinking and open up a discourse for those who may wish to offer an opinion on the matter. I would like to encourage anyone with an opinion on this matter to freely express their opinions, however, I wish to state that tact and sensitivity is a prerequisite to such potential comments.

With that being said, let's get right down to the nitty gritty. There is an opinion floating around in space that the Houston Texans may have been coerced into taking defensive end Mario Williams with the first overall pick of the 2006 NFL Draft over running back Reggie Bush because the uncanny talent and potential for superstardom possessed by Bush could foster economic growth in the city of New Orleans after suffering from the horrible destruction that Hurricane Katrina (pictured, below) imposed upon the city.


The theory continues as such: Should the New Orleans Saints have the opportunity to draft Reggie Bush, the marketing potential of this young prospect could be unrivaled in the years to come. Bush could bring in sellout crowds to every Saints game, attract sponsors who would be willing to spend money promoting Bush and the Saints while Bush promotes their products, and the increase in attendance and spending due to fans flocking to catch a glimpse of Bush's talents on display in the Superdome could give a jolt to the businesses surrounding the stadium and, in turn, trickle out into the rest of the city. Simply put, an increase in money spent on the team and surrounding business by fans would be one of the major economic catalysts to aid in rebuilding the city of New Orleans. Save the Saints, save the city.

I agree. Wow! It's a pretty wild theory, to say the least. Imagine, the commissioner, owners of the Texans and the Saints, and other influential business and government leaders meeting in secret to rig the outcome of the draft. Given the crazy stuff that occurs daily in this world, this theory could be possible, except that there is one gaping hole in the whole shebang: What do the Texans get out of it? Reggie Bush (pictured, right) was clearly the best prospect of the draft, and the Texans couldn't pass him up because they had Dominick Davis in the backfield. If you could hand the ball off to Davis or Bush, who would you choose? Right. I thought so.

And even if the Texans coaching staff were apprehensive about parting ways with Davis to make room for Bush, let's consider the new trend sweeping through the NFL: The duel running back threat. Teams are starting to go to an attack that features two running backs of great talent that compliment each other and offer a change of pace that keeps defenses on their toes. There's even a specialist position created for short yardage situations that has almost rendered the fullback obsolete, or if anything, has relegated the position to a strictly blocking role.

To return to the issue at hand, what would the Texans gain by passing up on Bush for Williams? To be fair to Mario Williams, he was rated as a top talent in the draft. The Texans had a weak defense, and adding the speedy Mario Williams (4.73 40) would give them the help that they needed on the line. In case anyone is wondering, Mel Kiper gave the Texans a B+ for their selections in the draft, citing that "[he] would have taken Reggie Bush with the first overall pick. But [he] ha[s] to respect the pick of Mario Williams, especially if he's consistent from game to game." Sorry Mel, looks like you missed that one...at least based on last year's performance by the underachieving Williams.

So, is there merit to the conspiracy theory? I doubt it. That's for you to decide. I think that there's craziness everywhere in this world, even in sports. I would suggest that, in this case of craziness, the Texans simply made a mistake, and the Saints were waiting with a smile and open arms. Reggie Bush...come on down!

Picture of Mario Williams taken from www.foxsports.com.
Picture of the New Orleans Superdome taken from www.abc.net.
Picture of Reggie Bush taken from www.allposters.com.

Detroit Dilemna: To the Tick-Tock and Ya Don't Stop. Detroit's on the Click-Clock.

Trust me, it's hard to sit here and type these words onto the screen and keep a straight face. Like me, there are many sports writers out there who are giddy over the possibility that Detroit will take Calvin Johnson with the second pick overall in the draft. We don't want them to take Johnson because he is the best talent of all the players in the draft. We don't want them to take Johnson because Detroit has needs to fill at wide receiver (which they don't). We don't want them to take Johnson because he would be a good example for Mike Williams, who can't seem to get it through his head that the NFL is not a dog and pony show where he can use the hype of his alleged skills as a talented receiver to reach superstardom.

We want the circus.

We want to jump and shout and cheer when new commissioner, Roger Goodell, addresses the podium and recites these words: "With the second pick in the two-thousand and seven NFL Draft, the Detroit Lions select Calvin Johnson." We want to talk about this more than the eventual circus that will surround the alleged Michael Vick dog fight scandal. We want to collectively shout, "I knew it! They couldn't resist!" Of course, there are scenarios that suggest otherwise.

Although the Lions have shored up their offensive line with addition of lineman George Foster in the Dre Bly trade with the Broncos, they still need playmakers on the line. Wisconsin tackle, Joe Thomas, could fill that void and help protect Kitna while blocking for the plethora of running backs in Tatem Bell, Kevin Jones, and T. J. Duckett. The Lions have enough talent at the running back position to help out Kitna, who threw for over 4,000 yards last season under the direction of new offensive coordinator, Mike Martz, the mad genius of offensive schemes. With a little protection and a running game, it is conceivable that Kitna could have another big year. After all, Martz is known for his ability to work with quarterbacks, ala Kurt Warner, Trent Green, Mark Bulger, and arguably, Ryan Fitzpatrick (who showed flashes of playmaking ability). With Thomas anchoring the line, Martz and company could wreak havoc in the NFC Central.

Another possible scenario is that Detroit could work out a trade with Oakland. They could trade Josh McCown or John Kitna and the second pick overall pick for Oakland's number one pick. Oakland would then have a quarterback and be free to draft Calvin Johnson, a player that Al Davis is foaming at the mouth to have on his team. Detroit could then draft LSU's golden boy quarterback, JaMarcus Russell. I'm sure Lions fans would be happy to have a franshise quarterback like Russell sit behind Kitna or McCown for a short spell while being tutored by Mad Martz to be the future poster boy of his new version of the "greatest show on turf."

Detroit could also trade down from the second pick and draft a defensive back to address the loss of Dre Bly, or they could pick up DE Gaines Adams of Clemson. Then, they could use their second-round pick on a quarterback (Trent Edwards of Stanford). They could also trade down a couple of spots from second overall pick and draft quarterback Brady Quinn, who I'm sure Martz would love to have on his offense. That is, if Cleveland doesn't pass up Adrien Peterson and snatch him up.

Detroit could also get flustered by all of these choices, and in the heat of indecision, forget to make a pick as time runs out, prompting boos and chuckles from the crowd and a two day riot by citizens of Detroit, in which they hang voodoo pin-stuck dummies resembling Matt Millen from the lamp posts surrounding Ford Field. (This is the least likely of scenarios, although, I'm sure a FIREMATTMILLEN.com website would be promptly loaded onto the internet.)

I don't know about any of you, but once Oakland selects JaMarcus Russell and Goodell announces that "the Detroit Lions are now on the clock," I'm going to be out of my seat and chanting, "Johnson, Johnson, Johnson!" And, in my heart, I know that you will, too.

The Six Degrees of Deion Sanders - April

I wanted to take another approach in the selection process since I've been connecting random players to Sanders too easily. I couldn't determine if it was just dumb luck or I wasn't challenging myself. Here's my new method: I called up my father (an avid sports fan) and asked him a question. My question took rigorous research and analysis. I combed the far regions of this world just to find the secret to uncovering the beginning to this question. Then, I spent hours deciphering what I uncovered, and when I felt that I was ready, I dialed the numbers.

"Dad," I said. "Who do you think would be a difficult player to link up to Deion Sanders if you had to do it in six degrees of separation or less?"

Immediately, he responded, "It's easy to go back to the past and make it connect to the present. But what is difficult is trying to take something ahead of the time of your subject of study and bring it into that past. Simply put, try connecting a player who came into the league after Prime Time and work backwards in your connection process. That should prove difficult."

Ok, I lied. He didn't really say that. But it sounds a whole lot better than, "I don't know...Tom Brady?" So, without further adieu, with the 199th pick overall in the 6th round of the 2000 NFL draft, the New England Patriots select:

QB, Tom Brady
University of Michigan

1. Drafted in 2000, Tom Brady found himself beginning the season as a backup for starting quarterback Drew Bledsoe. Bledsoe was injured on September 23rd of 2002 when New York Jets linebacker Mo Lewis slammed into his leg. The second-year pro, Tom Brady, took the helm and never looked back. Unfortunately, in the AFC championship, Brady suffered an injury of his own, and, for a game, Bledsoe regained the starting job, elevating the Patriots to the Super Bowl. Brady healed up by game time on Super Sunday and led the Patriots to victory over the St. Louis Rams on .

One question you might ask is: How did Brady become the number two quarterback after being drafted in the sixth round. Well, he started as the team's number three. In training camp, he outperformed Damon Huard to earn the number two spot behind Bledsoe. The rest is history.

2. Damon Huard was drafted by the Miami Dolphins in 1997 out of the University of Washington. He played for the Dolphins until 2001 when he was signed by the Patriots. He lost out on the number two spot behind Bledsoe to Brady, and when Brady the Pats to victory in the Super Bowl, Huard spent two more seasons as Brady's backup before moving on to Kansas City in 2004. He served as Trent Green's backup until last season when Green was hurt, and he gained the starting job.

When he joined the team in 2004, the lead running back for KC was Preist Holmes, who was coming off a record breaking year with the most rushing touchdowns in a season. Holmes was injured in 2004 and Larry Johnson took over as the starting tailback. Before Holmes joined the Chiefs in 2001, he was the running back for the Baltimore Ravens from 1997 to 2000. Playing for the Ravens on the other side of the ball was middle linebacker, Ray Lewis.

3. Ray Lewis was drafted by the Ravens in 1996 out of the University of Miami with the 26th pick overall in the first round. He is entering his 12th season in the NFL with the Ravens. In his ninth season in pro football, and with the help of cornerback and fellow defenseman, Corey Fuller, Lewis recruited a cornerback to help the team on defense. That man, who came out of three years retirement, was none other than Deion Sanders.

4. And with the fourth degree, we reach Neon Deion, once again.

Photo taken from www.bobbyworks.com